(This is the day that I didn’t take a picture, oops)
My ego was tired today so I just didn’t do my hair.
When you have to fend for yourself, pinterest is your best friend. It’s been taste test approved.
Taste tested, cat approved. (Unfortunately).
In first grade I learned that mixing pink and blue makes purple. Thus, we have mermaid nails.
I thought I’d never love another furry thing as much as I love Jasper, but now two hairballs have my heart.
Two things you should know: I’m fascinated by cheetah print slugs (I typed sluts there the first time accidentally, har har), and I must own the cat poetry collection. Look for a review in a few weeks.
you do laundry on Sunday’s. Isn’t it just the best day to smell fresh, hot clothes while you watch NFL football and hope you stomp in fantasy.