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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian.
  • pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean?  I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion.  (Nobody really understands you like your husband does, except maybe for every single American who’s ever read a copy of Atlas Shrugged).  If I was married, it would be more than true.  Check yours out here.
  • pacific crest trail and sexy woman: I wonder if someone who met Cheryl Strayed on the trail is using the google machine.
  • tattoo kafka: Please tell me it’s a giant beetle.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • when women were birds negative review: This does not exist.  Stop looking.
  • is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is.  If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person.  I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys.  I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day. 

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • Raven bread: This is either a town in a book about witches, or some sort of delicious chocolate-striped dessert loaf. 
  • “brylie” “sarah drummond:” So someone decided to google two of my closest friends on the planet.  Weird….
  • I love reading books because: FINISH THE SENTENCE GOOGLE

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I feel like I could post this video alone on the blog and let it speak the volumes I try to speak to my high school students everyday.  Today, instead of fighting another kid, a student asked me to pick him up from the cafeteria when the bell rang.  Instead of sticking his fists where the words hurt, he used his words to be a bigger person.  I told him, we’re dominant on the animal food chain because we have the ability to reason.  I told him not to give someone else control of himself because that’s what fighting is.  I told him not to listen to his friends who won’t have a fighting blemish on their record just from cheering him on.  We have the ability to say, no, I will not be that guy, that girl, that person, that nobody, that somebody, THAT.  I will walk into that cafeteria everyday if I have to, through the hoards of students, to remind just one of my students that they’re important, they’re beautiful, they’re worth it.  Tell someone you love them today, tell them they fill a space inside you that rings when they speak.


Newsday Some Weekday Out in the Ether.

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • creepy carrots!: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a tall orange vegetable!
  • nc poetry on the bus photos: YESSSSSSSSS! Go to RaleighReview.org to support!
  • what is meant by a russian doll of a book: It’s a book that has a story within a story, within a story, very much like Cloud Atlas.
  • valentine gift for book lovers: Is it that time again? Yes, yes it is.
  • cover bovary ass: I’m just not sure when Madame Bovary became a dirty, twenty-first century book, but I am for that.  Fifty Shades of Madame.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • tooth fairy coloring book: I can only imagine a child finding this under their pillow and being upset it isn’t a quarter.   I still think you’re a good parent.
  • hobbit coloring sheets: We’ve got some crayons on the blog recently.  This was too exciting not to post.  How would you even begin to color those hairy feet?
  • open windows and books: This is a lovely sentiment.
  • what dr seuss books really mean: Little did you know he was a political cartoonist during WWII.

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The Swoon Factor

Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl

Warning: Unlike my usual poetic book review, this is for YA fiction.  Like a gruesome teenager, I make little to no sense in this blog, turn into an Edward superfan and have begun to glitter…(Damn, I wish I was with my girls at the Twilight premiere tonight.  I’m not going to be able to read twitter for weeks.

We all fell for Edward or Jacob.

Then there was Peeta or Gale.

And now we have Mr. Wate.

I’m such a silly high school girl who has crushes on literary characters.  Wate had me at “beater” and the dreams where he wakes up with dirt underneath his fingernails, okay that one’s a little weird.  I know I’ve come to this late, way late actually because there are already three books out.  It’s like that time when I read The Hunger Games trilogy in a weekend and I made my boyfriend run to Walmart at 1230 at night to pick up strawberries and the third book.  Yea, that’s what my grocery list looks like.

Team Edward

Beautiful Creatures was one of the first YA novels that I didn’t hold a good clue about the ending.  Obviously, I was sure that the love story would keep playing out into the next two books, but the other people, Alma and Macon, I had no idea.  I’m still upset about the ending a little, a sniffle of a little.  I actually decided to read this book because I was seeing Paranormal Activity 4 with my boy (such a bust, don’t waste your money, it’s the third one with less excitement), and Beautiful Creatures had a preview.  I’m usually not to keen about witch stories unless they have some witch who throws an apple into a banquet hall “for the fairest.”  See: The Odyssey, The Trojan War, Snow White and a tad bit of Sleeping Beauty.  I prefer the Grimm kind if you’d like to know.

Somehow this book just spoke to me, it was the right kind of witchy.  We then, walked across the street to Target which only had the newest book and I scoped out the library early the next morning.  Lucky me, people aren’t dying to read this book.  I have a feeling it’s going to be a late bloomer like Twilight was.  I read Twilight almost three years before it became TWILIGHTFANGIRLEDWARDJACOBEATYOURFACE! My dad thought the cover looked interesting (it wouldn’t surprise you to know that he read 50 Shades of Grey when it came out because of its daring and inspirational cover).

I like Beautiful Creatures because it’s the new stage of paranormal YA.  Unlike Cinder, which I liked but thought was to easy to figure out, I like Beautiful Creatures because it was twisted, and complicated and only at page 407 did I realize a few key connections that would have helped me figure out the end.  It became particularly clear in the last 100 pages, but I can guarantee my students would know nothing until the bitter, sour end.  I’ve complained a lot about YA being too socially and emotionally low.  It’s like they take a downer for adult fiction and create this easy to read and easy to figure out YA fiction.  I don’t think YA should EVER EVER EVER be the “below average” and not complicated version of adult fiction.  If anything, teens need more action and more intensity.

Advice to Young Adult Readers

You should see how many tap dances I do at the front of my classroom everyday just to get my students interested in the classics.  I had to have a Maycomb Pig Pickin’ to get my students to become a character in the To Kill a Mockingbird Trial and I when I explained the Trojan War, the way Paris abducted Helen from King Menelaus, I said, “and Menelaus was like Nawww Braahhh.”  This is what I do in my classroom, this is how much it takes to get today’s students to look up from an exhilarating text message about last night’s “experiences” to actually learn something.

Students need books that make them want to keep turning the pages.  Students need books that leave them imagining enough that they can taste the rain of the story, the watermarked, wrinkled pages of it.  I moved on from Night with a test and a few vocabulary quizzes.  My students had little to no empathy unless we were watching a horrific video about the Holocaust.  However, Beautiful Creatures, now this would do it.  Two of my girls were so excited to see Shine mention To Kill a Mockingbird and I was just pumped that they were excited over the book being mentioned, that they even remembered the title.   Like Shine, Beautiful Creatures mentions To Kill a Mockingbird. I just mentioned like 9 books in 2 paragraphs, sorry.

Let’s get back to the creatures at hand.  None of them glitter (well, maybe a little).  None of them suck blood (except one member of team dark magic).  The best thing about it is it has constant references to the American Civil War.  I love a good petticoat and general’s uniform in my books.  They even have a reenactment on the Night of Sweet Sixteen.  Can you tell I’m excited by this book?

I wish I could tell you about it without giving too much away.

Here’s the hook: It has two libraries; a caster library which holds magical spell books and books filled with pressed flowers and herbs, and then a “normal” library with dusty history books, and people’s saved “just-in-case” tissues shoved into the cracks as a book mark.  Hey, it’s better than using a dirty spoon.


Newsday Tuesday

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • no kitchen for old men: This must be the cookbook version.  Thanks McCarthy.
  • the notebook laying in the street: Is it wet from last night’s rain?
  • quotes with hidden love messages: He probably already knows you like him, you don’t have to send him secret love messages on college ruled paper with a flower wrapped in the margin instead of a heart.
  • sad lady on bench: This is somehow endearing to me. I’m not sure why, I just picture this old woman with graying curly hair who has a knitted hat on her head and silk gloves.  She’s clutching her purse and looking through the clear in the middle of the line of pine trees.

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Project 365 | Week 33

Day 230:

Philpott Dam, VA

I’ve never been to Hoover Dam so this was huge and brilliant for me in all its concrete, mega-industrial glory.

Day 231:

My favorite classroom poster. : )

Mixing Neil Gaiman with inspiring classroom decorations – What more could you want?

Day 232:

Drunk on Rock

I think the caption says it all.

Day 233:

Of Cats and Books

I found the Cat Writers’ Association.  I think this needs to be their mascot photo.

Day 234:

Classroom Plants

Now my students can breathe and I can talk about The Lorax who speaks for the trees because trees have no tongues. Also, Lowes gives away plants at the end of the summer that they don’t think will survive.  You can rejuvenate!

Day 235:

Instead of posting the naked truth that was “Wanderlust” with Jennifer Aniston, or posting the photos of my parents faces afterwards, I will just post this tweet as a warning.  YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!

Day 236:

Easy Bake Oven

Fantasy Football Live Draft AKA my morning stress routine.


Newsday Tuesday

It’s almost MOVING DAY folks, so bare with me.  We all look a little like this:

My adorable nephew loving the U-Haul in the driveway. It is officially an alien ship.

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  • bird model girl: I wish I was a bird model girl.
  • french children’s story cassie and be be: Claire do you know what story this is? I would like a copy!
  • I refuse to sink: It always amazes me what people google.  I feel like I should write, “Call the hotline.”
  • mexican chicken noodle soup: I’m definitely intrigued by this.  Is it like spicy chicken and beans in a noodle soup fashion?
  • lightsaber coloring pages: When you find these, let me know so I can make my nephew into a young padawan. Also, did everyone know that wikipedia has something called “wookiepedia” where I just found out how to properly spell padawan.
  • beauty and the beast library: See Image to Right.

    Marry the Beast, Get the Library.

  • beetlejuice book of the recently deceased: you are my hero.

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