why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian.
pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean? I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion. (Nobody really understands you like your husband does, except maybe for every single American who’s ever read a copy of Atlas Shrugged). If I was married, it would be more than true. Check yours out here.
pacific crest trail and sexy woman: I wonder if someone who met Cheryl Strayed on the trail is using the google machine.
proofreading marks for broken character: This is the title of some grammarian’s poem, in some desk, in the middle of Utah.
i love reading books because: it’s better than eating junk food, on the couch, watching bad reality television and plastic Barbie women. Best I could do at the moment. #currentlywatchingthevoice #sorrynotsorry
sonographic studies in lettering bold: It’s like you’re speaking German.
I feel like I could post this video alone on the blog and let it speak the volumes I try to speak to my high school students everyday. Today, instead of fighting another kid, a student asked me to pick him up from the cafeteria when the bell rang. Instead of sticking his fists where the words hurt, he used his words to be a bigger person. I told him, we’re dominant on the animal food chain because we have the ability to reason. I told him not to give someone else control of himself because that’s what fighting is. I told him not to listen to his friends who won’t have a fighting blemish on their record just from cheering him on. We have the ability to say, no, I will not be that guy, that girl, that person, that nobody, that somebody, THAT. I will walk into that cafeteria everyday if I have to, through the hoards of students, to remind just one of my students that they’re important, they’re beautiful, they’re worth it. Tell someone you love them today, tell them they fill a space inside you that rings when they speak.
george washington overdue library book: Is this true? Could it be?
velvet petaled whisperer: What does this mean? It sounds beautiful.
best tattooist in canberra for eyelashes: Can you tattoo eyelashes? I wore my canberra sweats today and felt proud for this search term. #1/16thaustralian
bus terminals: Dirty, concrete, lonely, boys in droopy hats and sagging pants.
It looks weird. I think this must be a book about a tree. I would not read a book about just a tree. And it looks like it’s a sad tree too since it has no friends.
tooth fairy coloring book: I can only imagine a child finding this under their pillow and being upset it isn’t a quarter. I still think you’re a good parent.
hobbit coloring sheets: We’ve got some crayons on the blog recently. This was too exciting not to post. How would you even begin to color those hairy feet?
open windows and books: This is a lovely sentiment.
what dr seuss books really mean: Little did you know he was a political cartoonist during WWII.
dark victorian street: Charles Dickens would be lusting after this phrase.
self-timer bra: It’s a tweens dream, camera bras!
let us dance in the sun wearing wildflowers: I am loving the carefree people who are finding this book blog.
urban style birdcage: This is like opposite’s attract.
book begin with nothing: I kind of want to read this book since I started a blog with that title, without knowing a book was titled this.
freedom books flowers moon: Does this mean you’re a bookish hippie? Do you have knotted flowers in your hair and a colorful, flowing top on your back. What are you reading these days, Lauren Groff?
It’s almost MOVING DAY folks, so bare with me. We all look a little like this:
My adorable nephew loving the U-Haul in the driveway. It is officially an alien ship.
Favorite Tweets:
Favorite Search Terms:
bird model girl: I wish I was a bird model girl.
french children’s story cassie and be be: Claire do you know what story this is? I would like a copy!
I refuse to sink: It always amazes me what people google. I feel like I should write, “Call the hotline.”
mexican chicken noodle soup: I’m definitely intrigued by this. Is it like spicy chicken and beans in a noodle soup fashion?
lightsaber coloring pages: When you find these, let me know so I can make my nephew into a young padawan. Also, did everyone know that wikipedia has something called “wookiepedia” where I just found out how to properly spell padawan.
beauty and the beast library: See Image to Right.
Marry the Beast, Get the Library.
beetlejuice book of the recently deceased: you are my hero.
slug vowel movement: While I know this person misplaced the b somewhere and wound up with a v, this is still a funny search term. A vowel movement. It would be as slow as a slug and leave behind a little letter grease.
literary disco: I want Edgar Allen Poe to be there.
oak tree house reading: The City of Oaks (Raleigh) should build a tree house for reading in Moore Square. That would be fabulous and need fabulous pillows for sitting in a nook and page-flippin’. Pay me when this happens.
six year old dilly dally: I have a four year old nephew who is a master at this. Would you like him?
u don’t trust me quotes: No, sweetheart, he just believes in having a girlfriend who is grammatically correct and/or uses spell check.
empty schoolyard: flat basketballs, dust bunnies, tennis shoes hanging from electric wires by their perfectly bowed laces.
yodas house: Holy Noodles, my imagination just blew up nuclear style.
then sail, my fine lady, on the billowing wave from the penelopiad: I just love when people google things like that. I mean, who googles this? It’s like a Greek Goddess got a google machine in her tower.
bagels and bowel movements: what a great foodie blog title. You should go with this. Spread the cream cheese love.
my windows aren’t dirty thats my cats nose art: I just needed to share this one.
best holiday in my mind description text use expressions lying, nosing around, potter around and must-dos: I hope you mean HARRY potter around.
dresses for my friend caroline who is having a party on a ship but not a tight dress cause that’s bad: I feel like I’m fourteen and own a yacht when I read this. Or maybe P.Diddy’s other 9 children are finally having their sweet sixteens.
attractiveness for a book: I’m looking for a perfectly bound man with a leather spine. If you have gold paned edges and words that are in perfect Georgia font, I’d like to take you to dinner in my purse to mingle with my tissues, receipts and empty lipstick containers. That Southern accented font gets me every time. If your blurb reads “couldn’t put me down,” call me – 1800bokdate.
poems for funny stories in relation to blood borne pathogens: The best thing I could find on google for this was a “Bloodborne Pathogens Rap,” here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hti4LBGaBXQ (Someone’s science teacher is awesome).
books on hovercrafts: With those eyes, aliens probably need large print.
short stories about glaciers: I’m not sure about short stories, but check out Glaciers by Alexis Smith, and Shiver by Nikki Gemmell.
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“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.” —Franz Kafka
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