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  • parody rhyming book about shoe laces and velcro and library books: My nephew totally needs a book to teach him how to tie his shoes. YES.
  • booksandbowelmovements.com+book-review: I just adore when people have googled my blog for a book review.  I have to do a slow clap for myself real quick.
  • library stack bowel movement: Usually I get REALLY WEIRD bowel movement searches, but this one just made me laugh.
  • “emma bolden” -emmabolden.com: People google you, lady.  People are googling YOU.
  • minecraft instructionals: ERMAHGERD MINECRAFT!

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • Raven bread: This is either a town in a book about witches, or some sort of delicious chocolate-striped dessert loaf. 
  • “brylie” “sarah drummond:” So someone decided to google two of my closest friends on the planet.  Weird….
  • I love reading books because: FINISH THE SENTENCE GOOGLE

Book News:

I feel like I could post this video alone on the blog and let it speak the volumes I try to speak to my high school students everyday.  Today, instead of fighting another kid, a student asked me to pick him up from the cafeteria when the bell rang.  Instead of sticking his fists where the words hurt, he used his words to be a bigger person.  I told him, we’re dominant on the animal food chain because we have the ability to reason.  I told him not to give someone else control of himself because that’s what fighting is.  I told him not to listen to his friends who won’t have a fighting blemish on their record just from cheering him on.  We have the ability to say, no, I will not be that guy, that girl, that person, that nobody, that somebody, THAT.  I will walk into that cafeteria everyday if I have to, through the hoards of students, to remind just one of my students that they’re important, they’re beautiful, they’re worth it.  Tell someone you love them today, tell them they fill a space inside you that rings when they speak.


Newsday Tuesday

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  • bowel movements in history: if someone hasn’t written this book, they should.  I will review it with honor.
  • ihop receipt: I just thought that this was interesting.  I must know the story of this googling.  If you are out there anonymous googler, please email.  Yes, this has become a want-ad.
  • disney princess epiphanies: I have this all the time, then I sing, “Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah” like golden rays are coming out of my hair and I’ve become little mermaid, minus the fin.
  • feminist background: Is anyone really born a feminist or do they become one after many years of silent rage?
  • a re-imagined Florida in which the citizens of the state are born with magic talents: Listen, I lived in Boca until I was five and the only magic talent Florida needs is better driving schools.  My faj flew over a grassy median once and said, “it’s okay, we’re in Florida, they all do that.”
  • spark notes Claire Keegan Foster: Shame on you.  I’m guffawing.

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