Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: boobs beach: Are they searching for beaches where they can be top-free or are they just searching for boobs on a beach? Because someone should send this person a sand mermaid. Handwritten tutorials bowl movements: Is someone looking for a how-to-to-poop? SERIOUSLY GOOGLE? how to use power point and make… More Newsday Tuesday

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta | Metaphor For Identity

This book review should really be titled: When the world doesn’t know how to categorize something, they pull out the “meta” and the “feminist” and slide the remote into their back pockets to watch it all unfold. This might be the weirdest book I’ve ever read.  On reading reviews, it’s been toted as the newest in “feminist… More Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta | Metaphor For Identity

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: bowel movements like brownie batter: I get all kinds of weird bowel movement search terms.  This one has taken the cake (pun intended).  How could you ever eat brownies again? i hate it when people are like do you have a bathroom: This person just hates dinner parties. pacific crest… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: i’ve always imagined heaven to be a kind of library: You and me both, googler. burying book in the wall ai weiwei: This is a history lesson I must google to get…now. johnny depp high school girlfriend: Yep, you got my blog.  OW OW! It’s filled with useless facts like… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Book News: Can Guys Write Romance Novels @ Huff Post Doris Lessing: Her Five Best Books @ The Guardian When the Muse Descends @ To The Best of Our Knowledge Set Your Holiday Punch On Fire, Charles Dickins’ Style @ Punch Coming To A Bookstore Near You: Author As Bookseller @ LA Times… More Newsday Tuesday

“After Words”

If there was a place that roamed the roads of the West and held every book I’ve ever read, it would definitely be a bus. It would blast Backstreet Boys and that song by Brandy and Monica when they fought over a boy, can ya’ here me, “The Boy’s Mine.”  I would find it when… More “After Words”

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: summer page breaks: As opposed to winter page breaks? black slug rice paddy: I cant determine if this is a “bowel movement joke” or just a really disgusting search term. eleanor and park books and bowel movements: Someone actually googled my review.  Love this. Book News: Russian Author Publishes Gay-Themed… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday (Memorial Day Weekend Lateness)

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: how would you describe amy gerstler’s poem “hymn to the neck”: A poem of opposites about that luxurious lump of body shaped like a cylinder but evolved from an ostrich, how we wish we were peacocks. wwjd bracelet rainbow: They don’t sell these anymore.  I know this because I broke… More Newsday Tuesday (Memorial Day Weekend Lateness)

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian. pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean?  I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion.  (Nobody really understands you… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tue Days Late

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: parody rhyming book about shoe laces and velcro and library books: My nephew totally needs a book to teach him how to tie his shoes. YES. booksandbowelmovements.com+book-review: I just adore when people have googled my blog for a book review.  I have to do a slow clap for myself real… More Newsday Tue Days Late