when women were birds negative review: This does not exist. Stop looking.
is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is. If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person. I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys. I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day.
proofreading marks for broken character: This is the title of some grammarian’s poem, in some desk, in the middle of Utah.
i love reading books because: it’s better than eating junk food, on the couch, watching bad reality television and plastic Barbie women. Best I could do at the moment. #currentlywatchingthevoice #sorrynotsorry
sonographic studies in lettering bold: It’s like you’re speaking German.
george washington overdue library book: Is this true? Could it be?
velvet petaled whisperer: What does this mean? It sounds beautiful.
best tattooist in canberra for eyelashes: Can you tattoo eyelashes? I wore my canberra sweats today and felt proud for this search term. #1/16thaustralian
bus terminals: Dirty, concrete, lonely, boys in droopy hats and sagging pants.
It looks weird. I think this must be a book about a tree. I would not read a book about just a tree. And it looks like it’s a sad tree too since it has no friends.
dark victorian street: Charles Dickens would be lusting after this phrase.
self-timer bra: It’s a tweens dream, camera bras!
let us dance in the sun wearing wildflowers: I am loving the carefree people who are finding this book blog.
urban style birdcage: This is like opposite’s attract.
book begin with nothing: I kind of want to read this book since I started a blog with that title, without knowing a book was titled this.
freedom books flowers moon: Does this mean you’re a bookish hippie? Do you have knotted flowers in your hair and a colorful, flowing top on your back. What are you reading these days, Lauren Groff?
no kitchen for old men: This must be the cookbook version. Thanks McCarthy.
the notebook laying in the street: Is it wet from last night’s rain?
quotes with hidden love messages: He probably already knows you like him, you don’t have to send him secret love messages on college ruled paper with a flower wrapped in the margin instead of a heart.
sad lady on bench: This is somehow endearing to me. I’m not sure why, I just picture this old woman with graying curly hair who has a knitted hat on her head and silk gloves. She’s clutching her purse and looking through the clear in the middle of the line of pine trees.
It’s almost MOVING DAY folks, so bare with me. We all look a little like this:
My adorable nephew loving the U-Haul in the driveway. It is officially an alien ship.
Favorite Tweets:
Favorite Search Terms:
bird model girl: I wish I was a bird model girl.
french children’s story cassie and be be: Claire do you know what story this is? I would like a copy!
I refuse to sink: It always amazes me what people google. I feel like I should write, “Call the hotline.”
mexican chicken noodle soup: I’m definitely intrigued by this. Is it like spicy chicken and beans in a noodle soup fashion?
lightsaber coloring pages: When you find these, let me know so I can make my nephew into a young padawan. Also, did everyone know that wikipedia has something called “wookiepedia” where I just found out how to properly spell padawan.
beauty and the beast library: See Image to Right.
Marry the Beast, Get the Library.
beetlejuice book of the recently deceased: you are my hero.
slug vowel movement: While I know this person misplaced the b somewhere and wound up with a v, this is still a funny search term. A vowel movement. It would be as slow as a slug and leave behind a little letter grease.
literary disco: I want Edgar Allen Poe to be there.
oak tree house reading: The City of Oaks (Raleigh) should build a tree house for reading in Moore Square. That would be fabulous and need fabulous pillows for sitting in a nook and page-flippin’. Pay me when this happens.
six year old dilly dally: I have a four year old nephew who is a master at this. Would you like him?
u don’t trust me quotes: No, sweetheart, he just believes in having a girlfriend who is grammatically correct and/or uses spell check.
ulysses moore book map: Earlier this week I read an awesome blog about introductions. The way that Hazel introduces herself by saying, “I don’t read books with maps.” One: I totally want to be her friend and two: I don’t read books with family trees in the beginning. Oh, how I wish that were true. I tend to loathe books with family tree lines, but I still pick them up and hope for the best. Why do we torture ourselves so? And do you have an absolute NO for certain things in books? Awkward font. Bad script. No author bio at the end that talks about their inevitable two kids. What’s your anti-obsession.
yard ornaments to make: I recommend papier-mache flamingos and play-doh gnome couples or just search pinterest because I guarentee three-hundred and seven other women have wondered this same thing.
one gleaming image to tell the truth of what is hunting us: I decided against googling this because I didn’t want to find out it was a chunk of a quote, or part of a poem because that would ruin the beauty of this line.
harry potter wedding invitations: SEND EVERYONE WANDS BY OWL.
beauty and the beast library:
pregnancy blog week 22: You know that commercial for EPT where the woman says, “I want to be a mother, just not yet,” and EPT comes up and it says “erase panic today.” I thought that’s actually what EPT stood for, for a whole day. If that shows you anything about how close this blog is to a pregnancy blog, there you go.
Book News:
I’ve been singing this song all week and then the God’s sent me this comic. Thanks, Book Riot.
we cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over our heads but we can refuse…to let them build nests…in our hair: This search term actually made me google this exact thing and the image to your right is what I found. AWESOME.
books that goes with metaphors: I would hope all books go with metaphors, but unfortunately that’s just not the case.
cassie’s bridal shower gift bingo cards: I would be the chick who played bingo at her bridal shower, and I’d invite all the oldies to come too. Not only bingo, but bunko, penuckle, the list goes on…
captain planet pumping iron: He sure does have some big muscles (I wrote knuckles here originally…I’m so tired. Men do have hairy knuckles though) but I think Pop-eye could take him after a serious can of spinach.
Ray Bradbury Quotes @ The Brain Pickings (After his passing this week, quotes have come from all corners of the world – he was a brilliant, brilliant man. If you weren’t forced to read his genius in high school – you need to make him a priority now).
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“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.” —Franz Kafka
we cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over our heads but we can refuse…to let them build nests…in our hair: This search term actually made me google this exact thing and the image to your right is what I found. AWESOME.
