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Newsday Tuesday

It’s back….in BLACK (ink).

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Favorite Tweets:

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • autograph for friends in english: Do I smell a penpal?
  • compare and contrast the hunger games venn diagram: I love that teachers google and get my blog, although I rarely put lessons up here.  I do have a teaching website, I suppose I could share it?
  • yesterday i devirginized my own story: This sounds both gut-wrenching and gut(tural)
  • thees girls make you drool.com: I feel like an eight year old googled this who isn’t ready for this stage in his own maturity.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • correct clothes for teaching: This was me for the entire summer of 2012. I hope I had something for you to look at.  Look on Pinterest or the blogosphere.
  • living bamboo maze: I hope this maze can be found somewhere near me so MAU and I can go.
  • poem anis mojgani she covers her body with tea cups: I haven’t heard of this one, but now I’m really interested.

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Newsday Tuesday (Internet Outage Edition)

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Along with the internet outage, my town has no “boiling water” due to City restrictions.  Yes, this is real.  If I had a hash tag, it would be a belligerent one.

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • kareena zerefos wolf and child for sale: Whatever this is, I need to read it.  Immediately.  It’s like Hemingway’s six word story.
  • “once sold tales” craigslist: This is SUCH a Rumpelstiltskin move.
  • thumbelina subliminal messages: Women should be tiny with really big hair.  Basically, let’s all just revert back to the 80’s.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • when women were birds negative review: This does not exist.  Stop looking.
  • is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is.  If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person.  I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys.  I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day. 

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Newsday Tuesday

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Search Terms:

  • proofreading marks for broken character: This is the title of some grammarian’s poem, in some desk, in the middle of Utah.
  • i love reading books because:  it’s better than eating junk food, on the couch, watching bad reality television and plastic Barbie women. Best I could do at the moment. #currentlywatchingthevoice #sorrynotsorry
  • sonographic studies in lettering bold: It’s like you’re speaking German.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • george washington overdue library book: Is this true?  Could it be?
  • velvet petaled whisperer: What does this mean?  It sounds beautiful.
  • best tattooist in canberra for eyelashes: Can you tattoo eyelashes?  I wore my canberra sweats today and felt proud for this search term.  #1/16thaustralian
  • bus terminals: Dirty, concrete, lonely, boys in droopy hats and sagging pants.

Book News:

Colorado’s Basalt Public Library


Newsday Some Weekday Out in the Ether.

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • creepy carrots!: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a tall orange vegetable!
  • nc poetry on the bus photos: YESSSSSSSSS! Go to RaleighReview.org to support!
  • what is meant by a russian doll of a book: It’s a book that has a story within a story, within a story, very much like Cloud Atlas.
  • valentine gift for book lovers: Is it that time again? Yes, yes it is.
  • cover bovary ass: I’m just not sure when Madame Bovary became a dirty, twenty-first century book, but I am for that.  Fifty Shades of Madame.

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Newsday Tuesday (After Holiday Special)

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • dark victorian street: Charles Dickens would be lusting after this phrase.
  • self-timer bra: It’s a tweens dream, camera bras!
  • let us dance in the sun wearing wildflowers: I am loving the carefree people who are finding this book blog.
  • urban style birdcage: This is like opposite’s attract.
  • book begin with nothing: I kind of want to read this book since I started a blog with that title, without knowing a book was titled this.
  • freedom books flowers moon: Does this mean you’re a bookish hippie?  Do you have knotted flowers in your hair and a colorful, flowing top on your back.  What are you reading these days, Lauren Groff?

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • no kitchen for old men: This must be the cookbook version.  Thanks McCarthy.
  • the notebook laying in the street: Is it wet from last night’s rain?
  • quotes with hidden love messages: He probably already knows you like him, you don’t have to send him secret love messages on college ruled paper with a flower wrapped in the margin instead of a heart.
  • sad lady on bench: This is somehow endearing to me. I’m not sure why, I just picture this old woman with graying curly hair who has a knitted hat on her head and silk gloves.  She’s clutching her purse and looking through the clear in the middle of the line of pine trees.

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Newsday Tuesday

It’s almost MOVING DAY folks, so bare with me.  We all look a little like this:

My adorable nephew loving the U-Haul in the driveway. It is officially an alien ship.

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • bird model girl: I wish I was a bird model girl.
  • french children’s story cassie and be be: Claire do you know what story this is? I would like a copy!
  • I refuse to sink: It always amazes me what people google.  I feel like I should write, “Call the hotline.”
  • mexican chicken noodle soup: I’m definitely intrigued by this.  Is it like spicy chicken and beans in a noodle soup fashion?
  • lightsaber coloring pages: When you find these, let me know so I can make my nephew into a young padawan. Also, did everyone know that wikipedia has something called “wookiepedia” where I just found out how to properly spell padawan.
  • beauty and the beast library: See Image to Right.

    Marry the Beast, Get the Library.

  • beetlejuice book of the recently deceased: you are my hero.

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