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Newsday Tuesday

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  • grunge poems tumblr: There’s only one this week.  I just want to know what came up when someone googled this because usually tumblr is two-line break up poems or inspirational poems set in a colorful sky.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • see me in a supermarket: What section can I find you in? I prefer the cheeses, or the canned vegetables.  I get nervous when people flick fruit.
  • poem test compared to bowel movement: …. whaaaa??
  • minecraft pub interior: I love when I get super nerdy search terms like this.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Newsday….Errrrr…. Tuesday: Slacker Edition

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  • bookshelves with books: Did this really need googling?

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • highschool love books: WHERE? WHAT HIGH SCHOOL?
  • what does a bird lincoln put note in his hat:  Is this supposed to be “If Lincoln was a bird, what note would he put in his top hat?”  That is a very interesting question, Samuel, one I must ponder.

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Newsday Tuesday


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  • stay calm and love johnny depp: Does the preteen who typed this search into google even know the historical background for the “Keep Calm and Carry On” Motto.  I ask my students this all the time when they bring in silly pencil bags that say “Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake.”  AND THEN I EDUCATED THEM.
  • miss chernobyl: I wasn’t aware Chernobyl held beauty pageants.
  • is thanks by w. s. merwin a free verse?: My Creative Writing Club kids better know when a poem is in free verse is all I’m sayin’.

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Newsday Tuesday (Memorial Day Weekend Lateness)

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  • how would you describe amy gerstler’s poem “hymn to the neck”: A poem of opposites about that luxurious lump of body shaped like a cylinder but evolved from an ostrich, how we wish we were peacocks.
  • wwjd bracelet rainbow: They don’t sell these anymore.  I know this because I broke mine and it was my “Gay Pride WWJD” and I guess the Family Christian Store chain decided they also knew it was prideful and took it off the market.  LAMESAUCE.
  • tommy mcglaun: I know Tommy googled this while he wore hipster glasses and put on Asheville hipster hiking-shoes.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian.
  • pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean?  I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion.  (Nobody really understands you like your husband does, except maybe for every single American who’s ever read a copy of Atlas Shrugged).  If I was married, it would be more than true.  Check yours out here.
  • pacific crest trail and sexy woman: I wonder if someone who met Cheryl Strayed on the trail is using the google machine.
  • tattoo kafka: Please tell me it’s a giant beetle.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • when women were birds negative review: This does not exist.  Stop looking.
  • is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is.  If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person.  I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys.  I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day. 

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • to kill a mockingbird street project: This isn’t real, I googled it.  I got really excited.  You know how you can get your graffiti artist students to read, let them graffiti the books.
  • princess bell curly hair: Unfortunately, Belle only had a slight wave and wore her hair mostly in a ribbon. Don’t fool yourself, the wardrobe had a side job holding a curling iron.  I can tell.  You can always tell.  Naturally curly-haired girls always have one straight piece.  It’s like our birth mark.
  • roses are red violets are blue this kafka book is just for you:  A library needs this on a shelf filled with Kafka.
  • holy mary tattoo: Is it bad that I read this like a comic book BAM!  HOLY MARY! Tattoo.

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