why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian.
pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean? I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion. (Nobody really understands you like your husband does, except maybe for every single American who’s ever read a copy of Atlas Shrugged). If I was married, it would be more than true. Check yours out here.
pacific crest trail and sexy woman: I wonder if someone who met Cheryl Strayed on the trail is using the google machine.
parody rhyming book about shoe laces and velcro and library books: My nephew totally needs a book to teach him how to tie his shoes. YES.
booksandbowelmovements.com+book-review: I just adore when people have googled my blog for a book review. I have to do a slow clap for myself real quick.
library stack bowel movement: Usually I get REALLY WEIRD bowel movement searches, but this one just made me laugh.
“emma bolden” -emmabolden.com: People google you, lady. People are googling YOU.
on the moon we have everything lettuce and pumpkin pie quote pg#: I’m obsessed with this book and I feel that my mom would definitely live on the moon.
slam poetry on self respect: Look at Katie Makkai “Pretty”
women fart more than men: A good dose of potty talk for the bowel movement viewers of this blog. Make sure you reenact the moment by using your mouth to create a voice for the flatulence.
when women were birds negative review: This does not exist. Stop looking.
is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is. If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person. I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys. I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day.
proofreading marks for broken character: This is the title of some grammarian’s poem, in some desk, in the middle of Utah.
i love reading books because: it’s better than eating junk food, on the couch, watching bad reality television and plastic Barbie women. Best I could do at the moment. #currentlywatchingthevoice #sorrynotsorry
sonographic studies in lettering bold: It’s like you’re speaking German.
to kill a mockingbird street project: This isn’t real, I googled it. I got really excited. You know how you can get your graffiti artist students to read, let them graffiti the books.
princess bell curly hair: Unfortunately, Belle only had a slight wave and wore her hair mostly in a ribbon. Don’t fool yourself, the wardrobe had a side job holding a curling iron. I can tell. You can always tell. Naturally curly-haired girls always have one straight piece. It’s like our birth mark.
roses are red violets are blue this kafka book is just for you: A library needs this on a shelf filled with Kafka.
holy mary tattoo: Is it bad that I read this like a comic book BAM! HOLY MARY! Tattoo.
I feel like I could post this video alone on the blog and let it speak the volumes I try to speak to my high school students everyday. Today, instead of fighting another kid, a student asked me to pick him up from the cafeteria when the bell rang. Instead of sticking his fists where the words hurt, he used his words to be a bigger person. I told him, we’re dominant on the animal food chain because we have the ability to reason. I told him not to give someone else control of himself because that’s what fighting is. I told him not to listen to his friends who won’t have a fighting blemish on their record just from cheering him on. We have the ability to say, no, I will not be that guy, that girl, that person, that nobody, that somebody, THAT. I will walk into that cafeteria everyday if I have to, through the hoards of students, to remind just one of my students that they’re important, they’re beautiful, they’re worth it. Tell someone you love them today, tell them they fill a space inside you that rings when they speak.
tooth fairy coloring book: I can only imagine a child finding this under their pillow and being upset it isn’t a quarter. I still think you’re a good parent.
hobbit coloring sheets: We’ve got some crayons on the blog recently. This was too exciting not to post. How would you even begin to color those hairy feet?
open windows and books: This is a lovely sentiment.
what dr seuss books really mean: Little did you know he was a political cartoonist during WWII.
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“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.” —Franz Kafka
