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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • why is there a comma after 84, in 84, charing cross road?: Someones been hiding their inner grammarian.
  • pictures of bowel movements and what they mean: Is this like those websites that tell you what your dreams mean?  I’d rather just read my horoscope at Onion.  (Nobody really understands you like your husband does, except maybe for every single American who’s ever read a copy of Atlas Shrugged).  If I was married, it would be more than true.  Check yours out here.
  • pacific crest trail and sexy woman: I wonder if someone who met Cheryl Strayed on the trail is using the google machine.
  • tattoo kafka: Please tell me it’s a giant beetle.

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Newsday Tue Days Late

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • parody rhyming book about shoe laces and velcro and library books: My nephew totally needs a book to teach him how to tie his shoes. YES.
  • booksandbowelmovements.com+book-review: I just adore when people have googled my blog for a book review.  I have to do a slow clap for myself real quick.
  • library stack bowel movement: Usually I get REALLY WEIRD bowel movement searches, but this one just made me laugh.
  • “emma bolden” -emmabolden.com: People google you, lady.  People are googling YOU.
  • minecraft instructionals: ERMAHGERD MINECRAFT!

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • when women were birds negative review: This does not exist.  Stop looking.
  • is it insane to post a 3 paragraph response on facebook: Yes, yes it is.  If you have friends that you have to write a 3-paragraph post to, then you should delete that person.  I don’t have a facebook, but once I had a friend who decided she was going to post a science video (that wasn’t actually science) saying that women on birth control are more promiscuous AND choose the wrong guys.  I then progressed to delete her with a very hard click, a pounding click if you will, and went about my normal day. 

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Newsday Tuesday

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Search Terms:

  • proofreading marks for broken character: This is the title of some grammarian’s poem, in some desk, in the middle of Utah.
  • i love reading books because:  it’s better than eating junk food, on the couch, watching bad reality television and plastic Barbie women. Best I could do at the moment. #currentlywatchingthevoice #sorrynotsorry
  • sonographic studies in lettering bold: It’s like you’re speaking German.

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • leave a letter library book: I will be finding out the story behind this and probably blogging about it.
  • light skin girls with booty: I’m proud to say this found my blog.  What does that say about me?
  • 5.39.41: Date or Shortened Dewey Decimal

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Newsday Tuesday (After Holiday Special)

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • dark victorian street: Charles Dickens would be lusting after this phrase.
  • self-timer bra: It’s a tweens dream, camera bras!
  • let us dance in the sun wearing wildflowers: I am loving the carefree people who are finding this book blog.
  • urban style birdcage: This is like opposite’s attract.
  • book begin with nothing: I kind of want to read this book since I started a blog with that title, without knowing a book was titled this.
  • freedom books flowers moon: Does this mean you’re a bookish hippie?  Do you have knotted flowers in your hair and a colorful, flowing top on your back.  What are you reading these days, Lauren Groff?

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Search Terms:

  • bronte school girls wear uniform in water: I’m not sure how I’m supposed to take this.  I wish I knew more about the Bronte sisters so I appreciate this.  Any Bronte obsessed out there to clue me in?
  • i love reading books because: I would love to see the the google results of this.  I may in fact google it.
  • hark a vagrant hamlet: I’m glad people are googling Shakespeare terms to get to my blog.  I feel like a real teacher.

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Favorite Search Terms (IT’S BACK!):

  • you left me quotes: This short search term rhymes with so many funky little phrases.  You had me had hello.
  • folded-up notes: GUYS, seriously, note passing has become a work of art in high schools everywhere.  My students create these origami-like-creatures to send their notes to their darlings.
  • “a re-imagined florida in which the citizens of the state are born with magic talents”: Is this like Wildwood only set among palm trees?
  • dills love letters in To Kill a Mockingbird:  I will pay someone to write these for my 9th graders next semester.
  • celebrate pippa middleton grammar mistakes: It’s as if people would take a shot everytime they see an out of place comma.  #drunkgrammar

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