Life Was Easier When All I Had To Take Care of Was a Tamagotchi

This time around I will be supporting hipsters and their cult following.  I swear, that’s the snarkiest thing I will say about hipsters all blog.  If you haven’t heard about Tumblr by now, it’s pretty much the place that all internet memes, gifs, fangirls, people who take photos and then filter in “vignette,” girls in… More Life Was Easier When All I Had To Take Care of Was a Tamagotchi

Newsday Tuesday

***Due to vacations, this post will be a three week catch-up post. YAY!*** Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms:  i was at the supermarket and say you hey what are you doing here you know just hunting for elephants:  I think this is an internet joke that you can find on pinterest, but it’s written like my… More Newsday Tuesday

“Cinderelly, Cinderelly, Got No Time to Dilly-Dally.”

Who knew?  Who knew I would be this deliciously into cyborgs and hover crafts?  The girl doesn’t even have a glass slipper, but instead a robotic foot, six years too small and yet, she’s just as Cinderella as the next gal waving from the Disney Castle.  I was literally number 179 on the request list… More “Cinderelly, Cinderelly, Got No Time to Dilly-Dally.”

“Do not struggle when the hook of a word pulls you into the air of truth and you cannot breathe.” ― Louise Murphy

I want you to know that I’m unsure of everything I’ve written here, but it had to be done. Putting tree books aside (The Giving Tree, The Lorax, Pocahontas) the best stories of childhood are myths and fairytales.  Most little girls grow up with dreams of princess crowns gleaming in the castle of their backyard… More “Do not struggle when the hook of a word pulls you into the air of truth and you cannot breathe.” ― Louise Murphy

My Father He Ate Me (And then the shiny red apple…)

This book….took me three months, a collection of my hair in different colors and curling states, and has left me with forehead wrinkles and cracked teeth.   I kid you not.  Probably the toughest book I’ve ever had to get through in my life and I promised myself three days ago that I would finish… More My Father He Ate Me (And then the shiny red apple…)