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Newsday Tuesday

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  • gif cat writing blackboard fast: It’s like this person knows the inner me.
  • christmas baking poems with figurative language: Some hot Mom is going to recite poetry in only her apron this Christmas. OR some teacher is baking figurative language into cookies.
  • marry the beast and get that library: I’m trying.
  • stress free quotes tumblr: There’s lotion for this at Bath & Body Works.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • bowel movements like brownie batter: I get all kinds of weird bowel movement search terms.  This one has taken the cake (pun intended).  How could you ever eat brownies again?
  • i hate it when people are like do you have a bathroom: This person just hates dinner parties.
  • pacific crest trail nude: Cheryl Strayed inspired this one, no doubt.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • huffington post is pissing me off: Is it the fact that they block Huff Post in my school system because the advertisements are a bit risqué, or is it something else entirely?
  • fake car wash receipt: Sometimes I have to think back to when and where I would be writing about something like this.  Did I tell you guys that I was scared to death of the car wash when I was little, and now I go to the car wash when I need to relax.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • true fortunes promise is a redhaired madonness.- french proverb: This will be my quote of the day for the rest of the week at school. YES.
  • perks of being a wallflower multiple choice test: This just makes me want to say, “yuck.”
  • grammar in beasts of no nation: You must be reading this in school because this is a strange search term.  This reminds me, just once I would like the person who searched this to return to my blog and tell me what they were thinking.  We could have a blog every week called, “What were the searchers thinking?”

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Newsday Tuesday

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Newsday Tuesday

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • summer page breaks: As opposed to winter page breaks?
  • black slug rice paddy: I cant determine if this is a “bowel movement joke” or just a really disgusting search term.
  • eleanor and park books and bowel movements: Someone actually googled my review.  Love this.

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Newsday Tuesday

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  • highschool love books: WHERE? WHAT HIGH SCHOOL?
  • what does a bird lincoln put note in his hat:  Is this supposed to be “If Lincoln was a bird, what note would he put in his top hat?”  That is a very interesting question, Samuel, one I must ponder.

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  • stay calm and love johnny depp: Does the preteen who typed this search into google even know the historical background for the “Keep Calm and Carry On” Motto.  I ask my students this all the time when they bring in silly pencil bags that say “Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake.”  AND THEN I EDUCATED THEM.
  • miss chernobyl: I wasn’t aware Chernobyl held beauty pageants.
  • is thanks by w. s. merwin a free verse?: My Creative Writing Club kids better know when a poem is in free verse is all I’m sayin’.

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Newsday Tuesday (Memorial Day Weekend Lateness)

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Favorite Search Terms:

  • how would you describe amy gerstler’s poem “hymn to the neck”: A poem of opposites about that luxurious lump of body shaped like a cylinder but evolved from an ostrich, how we wish we were peacocks.
  • wwjd bracelet rainbow: They don’t sell these anymore.  I know this because I broke mine and it was my “Gay Pride WWJD” and I guess the Family Christian Store chain decided they also knew it was prideful and took it off the market.  LAMESAUCE.
  • tommy mcglaun: I know Tommy googled this while he wore hipster glasses and put on Asheville hipster hiking-shoes.

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