Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: anne sexton legs: For the record, she was cheeky in daisy dukes sometimes. prometheus vagina: I do not, and hope to ever understand this reference.  It’s actually terrifying, both in a sci-fi way and a greek myth way. short 24 line rhyming poem: I wonder how many there are. emily… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: gif cat writing blackboard fast: It’s like this person knows the inner me. christmas baking poems with figurative language: Some hot Mom is going to recite poetry in only her apron this Christmas. OR some teacher is baking figurative language into cookies. marry the beast and get that library: I’m… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: bowel movements like brownie batter: I get all kinds of weird bowel movement search terms.  This one has taken the cake (pun intended).  How could you ever eat brownies again? i hate it when people are like do you have a bathroom: This person just hates dinner parties. pacific crest… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: huffington post is pissing me off: Is it the fact that they block Huff Post in my school system because the advertisements are a bit risqué, or is it something else entirely? fake car wash receipt: Sometimes I have to think back to when and where I would be writing… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Book News: Can Guys Write Romance Novels @ Huff Post Doris Lessing: Her Five Best Books @ The Guardian When the Muse Descends @ To The Best of Our Knowledge Set Your Holiday Punch On Fire, Charles Dickins’ Style @ Punch Coming To A Bookstore Near You: Author As Bookseller @ LA Times… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Book News: Alice Munro Wins Nobel Prize in Literature @ The Rumpus 13-Year-Old Minnesota Girls Donates Over 1 Million Books @ Huff Post Why the 10,000 Hour Rule is a Myth @ Huff Post 40 Days of Dating Creators Land Book Deal @ GalleyCat IPoe App @ Ebook Friendly 13 Past Nobel Prize… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: summer page breaks: As opposed to winter page breaks? black slug rice paddy: I cant determine if this is a “bowel movement joke” or just a really disgusting search term. eleanor and park books and bowel movements: Someone actually googled my review.  Love this. Book News: Russian Author Publishes Gay-Themed… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: highschool love books: WHERE? WHAT HIGH SCHOOL? what does a bird lincoln put note in his hat:  Is this supposed to be “If Lincoln was a bird, what note would he put in his top hat?”  That is a very interesting question, Samuel, one I must ponder. Book News: Literary… More Newsday Tuesday

Newsday Tuesday

Favorite Tweets: Favorite Search Terms: stay calm and love johnny depp: Does the preteen who typed this search into google even know the historical background for the “Keep Calm and Carry On” Motto.  I ask my students this all the time when they bring in silly pencil bags that say “Keep Calm and Eat a… More Newsday Tuesday