
Day 162:
First thing in the morning we cuddle, then we check email and look cute with our side ponytail and folded paws.
Really what’s happening here is being filmed by National Geographic for their “Who’s the Biggest Man?” episode airing after the World Ends in December.
Day 163:
This was one of my favorite pages from Why We Broke Up. What I wanted to write here but what isn’t actually true: in college my neighbors decided they were going to steal shakers from every restaurant we ever ate at. It turned into this vast collection of 2 am IHOP salt shakers. Write a story using that premise. Dress your characters in black.
Day 164: Secret Garden
Who knew slugs looked so stylish in Cheetah Print?
Some things just need to be captured. I wish smell could be captured…well, sometimes.
If flowers had a taste – this one would be lemon cake and ginger spice.
Day 165:
Everyone takes these photos – we all live on beautiful exotic islands that are somehow surrounded by land, sand, and automobiles.
Day 166:
I’m currently worried about my hold book expiring tomorrow. Does expire mean at eight am, or two pm, or when the library closes? I’m nervous I won’t get there in time and I won’t be able to return the popular books I have out before the next person on the list gets anxious. Should I leave a momento between the pages. Did I forget to remove that ten dollars I used as a bookmark. If I slide the books through cover down will they land easier than if the pages face the drop. (I am a crazy person).
Day 167:
Sometimes I wish he was a girl, but then I realize how many lucky charms he can eat and I smash that dream.
Day 168:
This will also keep teen girls from getting pregnant.
I wish I could say he was my mini-me, but he’s definitely my brother’s mini-me; all the way down to the boogers in that second picture from the top left.
Day 169:
Pretty sure my grandma was obsessed with this exact chair and now it sits in my aunt’s hallway. I was tired after a long day, pooped even, and this regal thang was shining from the thrift store window.



















