Monthly Archives: January 2012

Newsday Tuesday:

I recently discovered the tool that lets google and other search engines show your blog when people go traipsing about the internet.  And it has yielded some fantastic results.  As this is my personal news show, I decided to share these results with you.  Please keep in mind what you’re seeing here are actual search terms by actual people (unless there really are robots using computers).  However, no animals were used in the testing of these terms.

  • Banksy Shark Fin – It’s amazing how many people get into graffiti when one man makes himself anonymous and sprays girls holding balloons.  If you’re a badass like me and have had gang training you drive through highway tunnels and find yourself trying to guess the gang that goes with what symbol.
  • The Great Barrier Reef Octopus Wallpaper – Octopuses genuinely creep me out.  Ever since Little Mermaid and seeing a small one suction cup his morsels to the side of a dentist office tank, I’ve been living in fear.  Plus, people in the Great Barrier Reef or who visit the Great Barrier Reef (like me, lucky, lucky) usually want pictures of sea turtles, or sharks.
  • Short Cheers – I am not a cheer leader.  I know, I know, my curly hair throws people off and they think, “oh, how perfect that hair would look in a too-high ponytail waving like a Brady Bunch sister in a cheerleading competition.”  I do, however, like mega-horns.
  • Many armed starfish – Is the sea creating an army?  Also, is that why treasure hunters have found THIS in the Baltic Sea?
  • Sharapova I’m blushing – I hope to the Dear Lord above that an thirteen year old boy typed this into google after seeing nudie pictures.  In googling this myself, I came across this blog: http://howtodateboys.wordpress.com/
  • What is the word for people who get sexually excited over bowel movements? –  If you are dating this man, send him to that infamous video with those two women and their cup…and move on.  This is my 21st century dating advice.
  • My bare ass – no words. Well, maybe some…if your bare ass is on google, sweet bro.
  • Yes, fist pump woman – This just makes me hope that somewhere in the world, there is a commercial with a woman screaming “Yes!” and fist-pumping…rather than the Herbal Essences commercials where women are saying yes and lathering themselves in shampoo.
  • Japanese Fetish Clubs – I really have nothing to say for this. It’s probably my favorite one.

That is it for this weeks: Search Terms.  Add a catchy song voice to it when you say it, ready, go: “Search Terms.”  Like in that commercial where they go, “Dot Com.”  I have already forgotten the rest.

Now onto the BOOK news:

  • A Wrinkle in Time is turning 50! Ow, Ow! And this “geek mom” wants you to blog tour with her about it.
  • World Book Night is coming in April and Picador wants you to help celebrate.  Go here for details.
  • Here is the official link for World Book Night so you can figure out how to do your part: www.us.worldbooknight.org

    World Book Night

Clever Docking for Book Lover

Recently, I finished two PRINT books with obvious technical errors (extra words, unreadable sentences) and it kind of shocked me. Are we so obsessed with the e-book culture that we have editor’s who slack on the printing, reading and editing of new, and profound literature?  Does the e-book culture make people care less about the technicalities of a book and more about the font, since they feel it isn’t as serious as coming off a printing machine?  I’ve already found two errors in Wildwood (the print version), my new favorite children’s book series and I’m only 167 pages in on the 500 and some page book.  It’s just disappointing that not only is this happening in e-literature, but in print books now as well.  Has e-literature just made this acceptable, period?  I’m usually not an angry letter writer (although that would fit with my demure personality) but I think I’m going to have to write Harper Children’s for this one.  As most of you know, Harper Perennial is like my dream Publisher.  I would wipe toilet seats to work in that office.  If a branch of Harper is going to have quick, technical errors like this in a huge, illustrated, and fantastic adventure story – how can I justify that they’re (fixed thanks to Claire, YAY)! my favorite publisher? Get your shit together, Harper.  I know that sometimes errors slip by, but this is the second one in one book and just because it’s a children’s book doesn’t means it needs a less editorial stringent process.  Adults read these books too, that’s why it says “9+” on it.  (Mini-rant).

Everyone enjoy their Tuesdays, and regardless of error – pick up your copy of Wildwood today.


Project 365: Week 4

My adorable, erratic, snotty nephew has made me quite achy and cranky.  So, this blog may not be as fun as usual. However, the pictures are just as delicious as red velvet cupcakes, with a little heavy metal on the side.

Day 22 | Girl in a Book.

Canopy bed.  Warm Socks.  Braided Hair.  Book.  I’m just a regular Rapunzel if I do say so myself.

Day 23 | Which of these things is not like the other?

My cat will feature almost every week on this blog.  1. He’s just so photogenic.  And 2. Because of how he likes to expand a room.  Who needs Feng Shiu when you have a furry animal?  You better believe I have a Justin Bieber calendar.  I knew you were looking….You can thank Sars for that one.

Day 24 | Day Off

This is only the second out of three where he will appear this week.  Are you officially a cat lady after one, or is it more like six?  Because then, I just haven’t made it yet.

Day 24.5 | Scrap Exchange

There’s this really sweet place in Durham that has all kinds of useless shit cluttered around and somehow people take pieces of that like: plastic, leather, wooden spatulas, medical supplies, beakers, syringes, and Brownie girl scout patches and create some magical, odd thing with it.  Prepare to be amazed at my girl scout patch earrings next week.  Around the store are various signs letting you know how important it is to recycle, and thus why you are creating beautiful shit, out of trash.  Visit the website here.

Day 25 | Teen Angst

I took a lot of pictures of my teen boys playing football.  However, this one is my personal favorite because the look on Daniel’s face is the look that bullies everywhere should cower too.

Day 26 | Cat as Decoration

A kitchen cat.  He refuses to be trained off of the kitchen cabinets, counters, and island and so he sits like a king on his island throne for a lot of the day.  Until my dad sees him and brings on the man voice.

Day 27 | Jack Fell Down and Lost his Crown

This is my nephew.  Now you see him, now you don’t.

Day 28 | Cool Brothers

I bet you’re asking yourself how two creative geniuses wound up in the same gene pool right about now…

Day 28.33 | Metal Night

This is the audience participation song.  Go ahead, participate at your computer.  Just raise your fist in the air like you’re at a rally for something terrible, “the audacity of those people who don’t want cats to be shaved” – and yell, “Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!” You know, like the beginning of the phrase “Oy Vey!”

Day 29 | Check. Check. Check. Pole. Russian.

Not only is my brother witty, but he plays through being an old man and secretly having carpel tunnel.

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Blogging with Normalcy

Writing the dead grandmother

Tonight, I tried to write my dead grandmother … again.  To no avail really.  (I should say here that I don’t mean write a letter to my dead grandmother, but instead literally…write her down.  I want her presence on the page).  I didn’t get much farther than I did last time, except this time I actually cried while writing which has never happened to me before, I don’t think.  Maybe in middle school over my romantic interests, or something. I’m pretty sure during that period I just got distracted by doodling.  As you can see from the picture to your right, I still get distracted with doodles – but doesn’t everyone?  Sometimes it’s hard enough to write someone that you need to stick-figure-them-out in the margins.  That way you can put whatever clothes you want on them – fierce samurai outfit even though they’re a southern girl covered usually with dainty, sensual sundresses.   I like to decorate my hang man as well which gives the other person ample time to win.  Come to think of it, I very rarely cry over my own writing, or other peoples, unless it’s written by Tiffanie DeBartolo.  In that case, I’m a mushy, throw-things-across-the-room type of gal.

I think it’s safe to say that only crazy people try to write their dead grandmother close to midnight on a Friday.  While most twenty-four year olds are at the bar, a concert, watching a movie, or shagging some hot piece of man meat on a Friday night (maybe some are at Bible study, let me not leave any category out), this girl is writing fourteen pages of dead grandmother.  In fact, you may not actually see this post until morning if I have any more trouble keeping my droopy eyelids up and alert.  I should sing the “Alive, Awake, Alert, Enthusiastic,” song and stomp open my whole house of people, plus the cat.  He’s probably the worst.

This is a rant blog, as you can tell.  Not an angry rant, just a collaboration of words against me, sort of thing.

It’s too late to blog with any sort of normalcy.

I’ve struggled all today with finding a blog topic worth writing.  I’ve been so in love with my little Obama schpeel that I haven’t had any motivation to write anything beyond a book review, of which I have none.  Although my reading list for January seems intense, and far superior than what I thought it was going to be, none of those books were really blog-worthy.  Not saying that a lot of them weren’t really wonderful, I have one or two, five star books, but they aren’t intriguing enough to force other people to read them.  I guess, for me to blog about a book it has to be both beautiful, and intriguing.  It has to be a mysterious woman in an overcoat.  Too many buttons.  A wildflower.  So many metaphors.

Thus, why you haven’t been seeing the book side of this blog lately, or the bowel side. Although today on Shark Tank, I did see a guy who did most of his thinking on the toilet and he was selling his cat drawings.  Literally, he was selling line drawings of cats doing strange things.  Actually, let me find his website for you, I’m sure I can.  All of us cat lovers can get a real thrill out of this.

Visit I want to draw your cat for you.  I want to be honest and let you know that his face was far more chunky than his little image implies.  Oh wait, he’s on the website doing his little dance.

I want to draw your cat for you.

This one…isn’t really from me, but the chick is named Cassie and that cat looks like it has an ego just about the size of Jasper’s.  And now I’m blogging about cats.  Really, what hole could be bigger than this one to get myself out of?  What hole is greater though, really, than the whole of the blogger who loves cats?  There is no greater hole, nor person, than a person who blogs about books and cats.  Today, I went to a blog titled Chocolate & Cats, which is perfection.  Throw me a Reeses and take my cats teeth away, then lay him on me and it’s a perfect day.  Maybe set up a picnic and I can snuggle him until he squirms away as per usual.

Two days ago, my dad cut me out a comic, where the owner is asking the cat to come cuddle her, but the cat refuses (as most cats do) and the old woman, hair in curlers I believe, says, “Of course, I forgot, you only want me when it’s on your perogative…” or something along those hilarious lines.

 

Oh, you don’t like cats?  Sorry, this blog may not be for you.

 


Dear Mr. Obama:

Rather than celebrate a normal Newsday Tuesday, this will be a Special Edition:

What better way to celebrate the State of the Union Address and Mrs. Obama’s sparkling blue dress than to talk about NPR and  The Story with Dick Gordan.

Let me start by saying, I prefer a man who sings to run my country:

And if he’s going to sing something, it better damn well be Al Green.

Just ten minutes ago I was thanking the Arby’s Drive-thru attendant for being happy.  I was listening to the soothing voice of Dick Gordan, like someone reading a historical text book (maybe with the passion of a Battle) and thinking about the show he was hosting.  Gordon was talking to Eli Saslow, a reporter, who spent time in the White House mail room where 20,000 letters circle through a day.  With these letters, the President receives only ten to his night chamber.  However, something interesting said was that he receives letters in the same proportions that they came in that day.  For instance, if 60% of the letters were negative, he gets six negative letters.  If 20% are about Occupy then he receives 2 Occupy letters.

I can just picture the President with his hidden pocket glasses, blushing them off with his own breath and a handkerchief.  His wife beside him reading a beach novel filled with lust and romance and he’s paging through these letters.  The day’s residue on his fingers is rubbing against your pen marks, your left-handed smudges, your extra curly e’s from years in a sorority.  The President is licking his thumb to turn to the next page of your thoughts, your concerns, your passion for a nation that your tree built, strong as an oak.  The President is reading lines to his wife, letting it echo through the hallways beyond their bedroom and the small crevices in the door knobs that hold peoples breaths as they knock.

In a time when Republican’s are debating; changing their minds on foreign policy, blaming media for their own adultery, refusing to hand out their tax statements, and years ago sending out newsletters with a racist conscience (I do appreciate you, Ron Paul, but I had to insert this) – what are we asking of our President?  What do those letters say?

Hear some here at The Story.  Buy the Ten Letters book here.

In an effort to find myself in the lost people, here is my written-in-fifteen, letter to the President.  (It isn’t perfect – I have literally written this during the State of the Union Address).

Dear Mr. Obama and wonderful volunteer in the White House mail room,

I feel like I’m writing to Santa Clause, some man deep in the arctic, so far away from the struggle I face to manage my bank account post-college.  I suppose I’m the 99% (I have supported their cause, haven’t I)?  Graduating from college in something I love, which you have recommended in college speeches all over the country – and now I have this blog, where I talk about books and fantasies and characters that are drinking themselves into shadows and hugging each other until their ribs turn inwards toward their hearts.

I am a girl who’s grandfather built a home on a Ford Plant salary.  I am a girl who’s father was unable to walk on the same side of the street as his black friends who were fighting for the same country he was.  I am the daughter of a teen mom who raised a guitarist who practices law.  I am a girl safe in her house with a twin bed and decorative lamps, and plants, far too many pairs of earrings and enough cushion to not worry, and to paint instead.

And yet, the woman in Brueggers who calls me “Hon” after asking what I’d like, what kind of cheese, if a drink is necessary, does not have this cushion.  She is scrounging through drawers for barrettes and old shampoo.  She is running on crackers, and stiff, pale noodles for ten cents at Food Lion.  Do I feel like I’m struggling with her?  Sometimes.  Sometimes when I realize that money from my savings should be moved to supplement my need for gas for my forty minute commute to a teen center where I don’t receive benefits.  (But I have a savings, don’t I)?  Sometimes when I realize if by twenty-six, I’m not full-time, no insurance company will take me with my pre-existing disease.  (But I have running shoes, and fruits to eat, don’t I)?  Sometimes when I see the same homeless man on the corner rubbing his palms together -forcing warmth – I feel so away from the problems, and the solutions.  I am riding into his neighborhood where teens are getting shot at in the streets and dip behind houses or metal fences with little to no protection to save themselves.  I’m doing my best to feel together with those in mansions and those with only a suitcase.

I feel like this seeking out of togetherness we have recently seen in the US should be shown in our government institution.   We are united (and have been since September 11th more than ever) and yet our government can’t seem to agree on anything.  Obama, you are speaking about out-sourcing, about tax reforms, about signing things right away…and Boehner – sitting behind you licking his lips and patting his bright blue tie thinking about what his wife intends to make for a late dinner is refusing to clap.  He is smug and blinking.  He will not stand to ovate you.  We will not come together until you come together.

Not only do I want you to sing, but I want you to yell your ideas to the brother next to you, to the sister with the gun shot wound in her head who is speaking full sentences in commercials.  I want you to sing and dance for this country, to stand out in the cold with Occupy in a scarf and torn gloves.  I want you to eat a deli sandwich from the man who’s been on that street since a piece of candy cost 2 cents and came with an allowance and a walk.   I want you to lead everyone of us to a job with benefits that won’t count us out because our metabolism is too slow, or our cholesterol too high.

The last thing I want, and undeniably the most important is that my teens (in Southeast Raleigh) and other “low-income” neighborhoods where students are “at-risk” and not expected to do more than almost graduate high school, get better educations and better teachers.  I’m sick of hearing about boredom, and F’s are for “Fun.”  I’m sick of my teens hoping that one day they’re going to the NBA, or the NFL because the education system is failing them.  And I am sick, so sick, of magnet schools putting low-income, and racial minorities in their “other” building where they have limited, to no access to the magnet classes.  Send my teens to art, to computer class, to an exciting lesson on grammar where they learn to talk to professionals and not to their text message screen.  Send them to literature, to books that stop wars because people find similarities between themselves and a boy in a borough of Brooklyn, a GRIT in Alabama, a business man in Asia, or an aborigine in Australia.  Send them to librarians who carry books instead of computers, who read every character in a different voice, and introduce to students who may not ever be read to at home, to the world of fantasy and dreams.  Give students a right to dream (about an education and not a sports field), give them a right to make it.

For the next week, or month, or however long you have until your mind wanders, when you look at someone in the street think of your similarities rather than your differences.  Tell yourself you walk in the same style, you have the same small hands, you have the same recyclable coffee cup in your hand.  Let’s model a united stance that we want to see in our government so that education can become a number one, job creation and entrepreneurship can become a number one, letting gay people love one another in a signed union become number one, women’s control over their own bodies become number one, feeding the people of America become a number one, letting everyone afford healthcare become number one, fight global warming and create new ways to foster environmentally safe energy to become number one.  Let us save the polar beers, and the people.  Let us, like Brian, be proud to be working in the industry of the future rather than an industry that is dead.

Thank you,

Cassandra M.

John McCain so badly wants to smile, but he can’t because he has a Republican stick up his ass. (Pardon that interruption).  While I can agree with anyone who says this speech is politically motivated for another four years, I still think the people of America need to hear it.  I stand up and clap.  I am twenty-four, not balding, and will never wear my grandmother’s suits, but I can understand what a man at a podium in a tie is saying, and I hope my dreams (that excellent teachers gave me the right to) will one day happen by being less politically motivated and more people motivated.

Here is my favorite #SOTU tweet from @michelleerin “I’m hungry and have nothing to eat.  I’m going to blame this on Congress.”


Project 365: Week 3

This is my 200th post.  Thank you for being wonderful and letting me enjoy my own small nook of the internet world.

I came up with a fancy-schmancy little design for this year in photographs to make up for the fact that I’m going to cheat this week.  My friend Sarah Drummond introduced me to website banners.  For the birthday weekend I was given the gift of mountains (smoked with fog), rain and an abundance of alternative hipster kids in Asheville, North Carolina.  And I decided to hoard all of my seven photos for this week (and maybe if you’re lucky, even more) from our trip to the western half of North Carolina.  This is the first time I’ve really traveled anywhere since the summer and so it was time for less homework, less e-mails, less work and more bad television, good mexican food, and recycled art.  Hope I’ll be forgiven for the lack of day-by-day photos this week with my graffiti and mountain woman shots.

I call this Project 365, “Asheville: A Love Story”

A Poem to Begin.

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“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” — E.E. Cummings

Sometimes, you have days when you need reasons to be happy, and you have to count each one on a finger.  When you run out, and can’t think of any other reasons maybe you’ll feel better.  Maybe your fingers will all be up in the air and you’ll start laughing at how silly you look in the middle of a bus filled with people, or a work cubicle, or in the silence of your own home while your cat stares with the face that is always saying, “you’re an idiot.”  This morning, my day started off with new Nikes.  My parents are getting into the newly formed tradition of BIRTHDAY WEEK and so they’ve been giving me presents when they see me during the day (which is rare).

After the Nikes, came a stop sign ticket that will most likely cost me $188 dollars and probably an Alive at 25 class.  Look at how the world  spins.  On most days this would have made me a sour puss, but the night before I had my family birthday celebration where my brother gave me a painting of “two chicks hangin’ out.”  Literally, with four perfectly dropped breasts.  My nephew got a whole plastic container of Legos, and my mom made everything delicious taste you can dream up from meatballs to Alfredo to steamed broccoli to mud pie (mmmmm….).  Let’s be serious though, the real reason I kept my normal flakey amount of composure and patience was that I just finished the The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin and because of this face:

I win for cutest nephew award.

As a side note; everyone I know thinks the cop was hitting on me.  He strode up to my car, stroking his leather pouch stocked full of metal gun (pun intended) and said, “Hey, do I know you from somewhere?” in a Russian accent (I made this up because his last name sounded straight off the vodka) before even taking a glance at my license or registration.  Try to keep in mind that I pulled over in my Catholic Church’s parking lot.  Also try to keep in mind that I have the lead foot of my grandmother and assumed that he was pulling me for going two over in my neighborhood, TWO OVER. What was I thinking, really?  Unlike some of my family, I don’t have a prideful disdain for the police, I’m actually quite polite and I only cried once before, out the half-rolled window, pleading for a warning (I was only 19) so I’m not sure what exactly happened here today.  They’re just doing their job pulling me over at the stop sign, at the end of my street, that I’ve driven up to and California-rolled past for the last eight years, but you didn’t hear it from me.

I guess I deserved it.

Quite something, I think. This probably makes you feel safer having me on the road, but I was in fact parked just outside of the RR when taking this last week.

What I’m trying to say is that since reading The Happiness Project (the whole day in a half since my finish line) I’ve been trying to appreciate things more, and act more patient with things that may not exactly be on the top of my “happy” list.  We can’t all go around like dancing penguins, but sometimes it’s important to show a little gratitude and give people the gold stars they deserve.  I’d been wanting to read this book for a while.  It’s even at Target, which you know makes it a super-best-seller because they only sell the really depressing teenage lit, and bestselling non-fiction.  You know, like Crazy Love (about Jesus).  It also claims on the front that she spent her mornings singing, which I always have full intention of doing with the classic of “Turn my Swag On” remix by Keri Hilson so I can feel hot & bothered in the car ride to work.  Picture to your left.  I just know, one day, I’m going to regret putting that up here.  At least it’s safe to say that I could never run for President.

The Happiness Project is a good, uplifting story.  Is it beautiful? Not really.  Is it thrilling? Not really.  Will it make you think? Yes.  Is it quotable? Yes.  I think I just did a whole review in two lines.  Honestly, it did make me think.  I happen to know a boy made from the cinema.  Literally, someone took pieces of black & white movies, projector screen, and romantic comedy scores and molded him into a hairy, good-smelling (most of the time) man.  He’s the kind of guy that gets out of a movie with his girl and picks her up in the middle of an evening parking lot to swing her around.  She happens to hope in these instances that she is wearing a “twirling dress” and most women will know what I’m talking about here, we were all six-year-old girls with ruffled socks at some point.  And sometimes, the girl who used to wear ruffled socks when she was six, doesn’t appreciate these parking lot happy endings, or longer than six-second hugs, because she’s on a schedule, or she has somewhere to go, or it’s cold outside and she has no earmuffs.  The Happiness Project made this girl realize that there is only a few times in your life, (unless you’re dating the boy from the Disney movies as stated above) when it is acceptable, and almost appropriate to be twirled in a movie theater parking lot.  And being twenty-three and almost care free is one of those times.  And so this averagely happy girl is going to make herself more happy by giving invading more-than-six-second-hugs and twirling this large man-boy around in the street so his boxers show just out of his sweatpants and his facial gruff rubs against her alabaster skin.

Does this all make sense?

The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin

The Happiness Project is about appreciation.  Goals.  Clearing Clutter.  Remembering birthdays and memories.  And most importantly, “Being You.”  For instance, my best friend Sars has the most amazing New Zealand life.  I’m constantly jealous of her worldly travels, her camera eye, the fact that she sometimes bottle-feeds baby sheep (I mean seriously) and most of all, the fact that she lies naked in the middle of nowhere fields and glaciers of New Zealand, with the biggest wildlife that may come close, being a Hare.  It’s straight out of Alice really, except nude, and much more Lord of the Rings.  I’m jealous, a lot.  Sometimes to the point that I try to tear her down (I haven’t done this recently because I’m learning that I am a bookish girl, who likes to read, and not ski. I’d rather sit in the cabin with my book, cocoa and fuzzy socks than let my nose tingle red and my legs spread like a doe’s).  It seems sometimes our friends who have amazing lives are still not the lives that we, ourselves, should lead.  I’m proud to know Sars.  I’m proud to call her my best friend.  Does that mean I should be traipsing around hills and mountains in a toboggan and my bare ass – probably not.  (Well…maybe, I’m sure I’ll be visiting).

Be Cassie. That’s the goal here.  If I like to read Alice in Wonderland in every single version ever created and one day own the most extensive Alice library, then that’s what I should do.  If I want to eat mexican food; all day everyday, then I will be fat, but happy…about eating, and not about my body.  If I want to run the neighborhood in the mornings and work for low wage at a wonderful job where I tell teens, “I want to sledgehammer your face sometimes, but I love you…” then so be it.  I need to Be Cassie.  Embrace my bad music taste and my mispronunciation of Bon Iver every, single, time.  Embrace the yoga pant.  Embrace the hairs that sometimes appear on my chin even though I’m only twenty-three (for two more days) and I pluck them in broad daylight at stop lights.  Embrace the awkward headband, the highlighter colored make-up and the leggings.

If you take away anything from this blog, or if you even read this whole blog…Please, Please, Please write a comment below letting me know how you’re going to “Be _____.”  Maybe we’re really similar and we both just need to sit in a bed with a snuggie on and read, or maybe you’re like Sars who is somewhere zip-lining right now.  Or maybe you’re like the boy who wants to spin a girl around in the air, in traffic, like a maniac.  Whatever you are today, be you.  

Here is a link to Gretchen Rubin’s Blog and Website for The Happiness Project.

Here are a few photos of me … being me.  A twenty-four year old who most wants to celebrate her birthday with her family.  (No raves for me, although I do like glow sticks and hula-hoops).

My mother made me pretty in pink.

My nephew's "no-face"

Twenty-Four, officially can no longer claim it's closer to twenty-one than twenty-five

Candles

Sprinkle Puss

Three Men, One Boy, 3472384728374 Legos

Faj and Ma, plus the boy and his lego contraption.

Edible Legos


Newsday Tuesday:

This little chick kind of looks like me. And I quite like penguins (they mate for life).

It’s that sweet time of day when I can sit down with a cup of Maxwell House and type out a little news segment for the people of this blog.  It’s been a good week for books; they managed to help a few cats down from trees with the local city fire department.  Other not-so-local books were stamped by Discard labels which just means, we the people, need to do a better job of using our local public libraries before they are lost altogether by bigger and seemingly-better (to the government, and contractors) condo’s and luxurious apartment adobes.  Consider checking out the next book you’d like to buy, and then buying it if there are sections you need to mark-up or quotes you need to highlight.  If you’re like me and you need to have it on your forever-shelf, I completely understand…but that doesn’t mean you can’t start it at the library.  If this doesn’t sell you, think of the crumbly old women with thick, gold-rimmed glasses who will help you find the book; the one. Save the books!

  • Julianna Baggott talks about her writing process at BlueTownBillLit.
  • We Are the Poets (documentary) is showing at Curzon (I always like to share where it gets showed because it’s a fantastic documentary that follows inner city youth who are chosen to compete at Brave New Voices (a slam poetry event).

Here is one of my favorite (ever) slams: Shake the Dust by Anis Mojgani.

My review and countless ramblings on my latest finished book, The Happiness Project, will be coming to you soon.  Right now, make some coffee/tea/hot chocolate and listen, or read a good news story, darling.


Project 365: Week 2

I know I haven’t been blogging about books lately.  Unfortunately, I’m a wack-a-doodle and I decided I could definitely take a graduate class, an education class, and have two jobs almost full-time jobs.  I am so swamped with school work that I can’t seem to get the muck, dirt and grime off my leg and it is now rising to my chest like a muck monster.  Rousseau is over one shoulder telling me how his dad was banished, and how sensual he was as just a child, then there’s the Myers-Brigg results telling me exactly who I am and why.   Right now in my room, I’m sitting on my bed, empty water bottle cocked like a gun to my left, pillow behind my back, sagging tired eyes, and yet still, typing a freaking blog.  I can’t stop myself.  Ever since I started running/doing the wii, I’ve been an energizer bunny.  One of these days, you’re going to be forced to look at a photo of my “before-body” so that in six months I can show you my toned, and flexed “after-body” to ouuuu, and awwhhh at.  Bikini season, here I come; bring on yo’ strings and polka dots, girl.

Anyway, this week I was stressed to the max and so a lot of my pictures are stressful, or seem to come through the computer screen with a bit of angst.  Maybe I’m reverting to teenage years and listening to “Teenage Dirtbag” or Sublime on repeat.  Really, let’s be honest, I was totally into Brandy back then.

January 8, 2012:

Ezra is my hero. (And so is my brother for doing the installing).

I got my floating bookshelf from Little Fish Furniture.  My parents and I were so excited to rip open the package with a kitchen knife (the M household is a home of misplaced tools and so instead we conjure up any old thing to solve our problems.  We’d rather die, than not get our mail open).  Ezra at Little Fish was so kind to send this to me, and a discount for all the people who visited my blog during the Christmas season.  I can’t be more thankful for people like him, who not only give back, but create wonderful bookish things for small girls living in North Carolina with bows in their hair.  So, thank you Ezra, and Little Fish Furniture.  Anyone reading this should visit his website and get yourself a book….shelf. Literally.

January 9, 2012:

Talk about loathing....

I like to order my books from BetterWorldBooks.com because they give free shipping worldwide.  More importantly, they donate both money, and a book for every book you buy off of their website.  And the money they donate goes straight to literacy funds, orgs, and agencies.  While you can fill your everlasting need and insatiable thirst for the written word, children are reading with books that you essentially donated.  I love the process, I love the site, I love the goals.  I also happen to strongly dislike amazon.com for trying to own all the houses and hotels on the monopoly board especially Boardwalk and Park Place.  However, a lot of times when I visit Better World Books, I get books from libraries that have a large, black, DISCARD stamp on them.

Someone took ink to this books organs and now I own a reject.  It’s not nice to bully, Houston Public Library System.

January 10, 2012:

Everyone already knows I'm one of those people who listens to talk radio.

“GOD is not spelled G.O.P.”  Yes, I’m that person pulling out their cell phone to take a picture of your bumper stickers.  I especially like the ones with the blonde chick in glasses saying “Reading is Sexy.”  Why can’t she be a red head though, “why you gotta hate?”

January 11, 2012:

NC Homeless Shelter & Emergency Shelter

I was having a terrible day when I took this picture.  I’m not patient, or fun-loving…it wasn’t pretty.  Rob is lucky he has to call himself my friend, and not just my boss/mentor because I’m sure he wanted to slap me around.  Of course, I realized five minutes later after fuming for a bit in the car that we were across from the Homeless Shelter…and anything wrong for me at that moment … could always be worse.  While I sat there for fifteen minutes or so each time we went back and forth, I watched as people hung around one another, laughing outside of the building.  The only thing different about this group of people laughing and my friends and I laughing, is the large suitcases they toted behind them.  That suitcase holds their entire life.  I wonder if they can even pack books when they have to pack sweatshirts and clean underwear.  They probably have no books. So, keep the homeless in your prayers as it gets colder throughout January in Raleigh and anywhere, really.

 January 12, 2012:

I'm baaaaack.

Memoir class has had me faithfully return to my alma mater and write some beautiful shit (fingers crossed). Here is our famous bell tower to your left.

January 13, 2012:

Plant lady photo

Just another moment of plant-lady naturalness.  I couldn’t help but take a photo of all the pots in a row.  I love brown pots, there’s something earthy about them that makes each perfect for it’s own plant, or spice.   Put them on a windowsill and they recreate a kitchen.  Or, plant like my father, and have a jungle mane growing behind the dining table.  His is full of Christmas cactus and other assortments of plants meant to be in the ever glades, that grow up and beyond any space you have to fit them.  That’s my father.  Will it be me one day? Probably.

January 14, 2012:

North Carolina Sunset

Leaving Timberlake I came across this sunset and then passing the lake I came across the reflection.  It’s just a good, sentimental note I think.  A good ending perhaps; you, me, this blog riding off into the sunset together (I’m just…a tad afraid of horses though).

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Petition for School Libraries

Hello All.  I posted yesterday and really had no intention of posting today except musing my way across the book blogosphere I found this post by Annie Cardi (YA Writer and Red Head).  Earlier this week, I finished The Reading Promise by Alice Ozma.  *spoiler* At the end of this book, her father (who has read to her, her entire life, literally) is forced into retirement by his principal and school board  by removing books, and a reading curriculum from his elementary school.  Just imagine, you’re a child who doesn’t get read to at home, and so the only time you hear a good book (because you can’t read yet) is when your librarian is creating characters, voices, plots, and imagination in front of you from his wooden rocking chair during library time.  How can we foster a love of reading if we can’t even keep books and librarians in our school libraries?  Please think about signing this petition.  It needs a lot more signatures (approx. 19,000), and do, please share the link and go over and above for libraries and schools.

Thank you. (I’ll get off my soap box now).

Cassie

Sign Petition to help school libraries here.


Newsday Tuesday:

Before we start this news segment, I would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with a review.   Like most presidential speeches, weather men, Mother Nature, amber alerts…I may be a little annoying in the middle of your show, but still important.

In the Bedroom - Andre Dubus

I’ve sent my body into super speed (see: Sonic the Hedgehog) these past ten days with both reading and running, since the two do go so well together.   And somehow, I’ve managed to finish nine books in nine days.   Don’t ask me how I did this, maybe it was by having two single digit paged books in my pile to read, or maybe my two jobs 10 to 8 everyday aren’t filling enough of my time, (humble brag), but either way I have literally become the superwoman I spoke of in my earlier blog (see: Captain Planet with Boobs and a little Magic School Bus teacher on the side).   Literally, every book I’ve read this year so far has been amazing, with Shelter by Jayne Anne Phillips being my least favorite because the language was too dense for me to really absorb it through my pores and ride the words to the last period.   However, the last book I finished was titled In The Bedroom by Andre Dubus (Yes, one of the stories in the collection has been turned into a movie with that title) and I want to write quickly about how much I recommend this read.

Funnily enough, I had already read two of these stories.  It took me about halfway through, but after I recognized and made a few connections, I realized I had read both of them in a fiction writing class.  The problem I have with this was that I didn’t really love them then.  I kind of understood the merit and the reasons behind Norton anthologizing each story and I vaguely remember plot summary, but mostly I was rushing through the book because it was “educational” and not “lyrical” or “relaxing.”  What I’m trying to say is that I had to read it for class and when you read something for class you either find it underwhelming, or you completely overanalyze it to the point that it’s no longer wonderful, and becomes a dud.

Andre Dubus is amazing (there’s that word again Jen).  He’s the Joseph Millar of fiction writing.  Raymond Carver and Andre Dubus should have been bearded best buddies and spent their lives boozing and letting their mouths round with words.  They are men of the same jeans (and I mean jeans as in raggedy blue denim).  They are working men, or so I’ve led myself to believe from reading a lot of their stories.  Dubus resembled Santa Clause late in his life and I think Raymond Carver could have written a story where Mrs. Clause left him if they would have only found each other in their lifetimes.  What I really want to talk about (when I talk about love – I couldn’t resist the Carver wittiness) is how alive I was in these stories.  Everyone wants, and loves a book where they become a character in the bar drinking a Bloody Mary, or a White Russian, watching the characters talk to one another, maybe their palms sweating on the bar.  Or maybe, you imagine yourself as the family of the boy killed in “A Father’s Story” and yet, as a girl, I personally understood the story in a whole new light because I think my father would do that for me.  (And yet, he wouldn’t do that for my brother.  It’s the daughters you have to worry about, it’s the daughters that call for sawed off shotguns in the South).

Let’s be honest for a second, I bought this book because the title was In the Bedroom and I thought it would be raunchy literary.  As in, still anthologized, still accepted by writing scholars and critics, but sexy, sensual, under the sweet sheets (and cheeks) of a queen bed.  In the corner of a room, next to the wall, with dirty sheets, or a clean comforter.  Wherever Dubus placed me, I was hoping I’d be with lovers.  (Is that creepy)?  No one ever really thinks out loud about the books they choose unless they use the excuse, “it had a wonderful cover” which is rarely the case of why people purchase certain books (in my opinion).   And yet, while I was always in, and around the bedroom (going to bed, avoiding the bed, rolling over, dreaming, reading, petting), I wasn’t always comfortable there.  I wasn’t in love, or I was waiting for something that wouldn’t come, or I went to bed angry (as a reading character I mean…maybe I’m taking this metaphor too far).  Sometimes, at my worst, I was alone.

And this is what a good book should make you do: read with them.  You’re them, you’re there, you’re in the reality episode that is a short story.  Instead of watching Jersey Shore, or Road Rules v Real World Challenge, or *dare I say it* The Bachelor, read an episode of entertainment.  Andre Dubus and his characters both in and out of bed will be much more lively than Snooki and her vagina, I guarantee it.  That’s all I really wanted to say, was to read this book, I just said it long-windedly.  My eyes are getting tired just looking at this typing so I’m going to head onwards to the news and let you have your time back.

Here are any links I’ve found of Andre Dubus stories – in case you didn’t believe my opinion and needed a taste before swallowing.

Newsday Tuesday:

  • Elton John will pen a book about AIDs.  This makes me happy.
  • Pastor writes book about sex, reviewers don’t know how to feel.  What are they supposed to say?  That’s an intimate life situation and it would be weird for me to pen a book with my wife about our intimate life IN THE BEDROOM (Couldn’t stop myself).  But seriously, isn’t this a bit over the top….the Pope would not agree.
  • This happened in the State I grew up in and although I had nothing to do with it, and neither did any of my family line, I’m still completely disappointed.  Forced sterilization … and I’m sure it still happens today.
  • Books prevail.  People who ban books (especially Sherman Alexie & Judy Blume) make me want to throw small animals across rooms, and time zones.
  • Homeless student nabs book deals.  From car seats to …. I can’t even think of a rhyme.  If anyone does, I’ll give three, exactly three, pats on the back.  Also, from tunnels to….
  • I am SERIOUSLY begging anyone in the UK to send me a letter with Roald Dahl stamps…or to just send me some Roald Dahl stamps.  The BFG is my favorite children’s book of all time.  Please, please, please, please.  There’s a collectors set with The BFG because it turns 30 years old this year.  I’m …. I …. will like implode if someone sends me these.  I will love you forever. (Email me, or tweet message me if you can do this for me).  (Update: Don’t worry I already bought both the stamps, and mini-cards).

Roald Dahl Stamps (only in UK) Please send.

And that’s it for my sharing this week.  Now, I’m going to bed.  I played exactly two card games and one charades game with my teens this afternoon, finished writing a stellar grant for the non-profit org, did a wii ten-minute ab workout and ran two miles so I’m ready for bed…in the bedroom.  (ZING)!


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